Broken Hearted

Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
> despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
> She decided that she would just kill herself and
> join him in death.
> Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
> quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and
> made the decision to shoot herself in the heart
> since it was already so badly broken in the first place.
> Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
> vegetable and burden to someone, she called her
> doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the
> heart would be.
> "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would
> be just below your left breast."
> Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the
> hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. "